Saturday, June 5, 2010

Week in Wankers

"Can you send this whole grilled fish, described exactly as thus on the menu, back to the kitchen so they can filet it? I really don't want it looking at me. Har har. Meanwhile, my husband and daughter will be forced to fold their hands dutifully in their laps and watch as their own food cools and congeals before them."

Said this thing the other night.