Thursday, May 28, 2009

How to Write Reviews Like a Complete Wanker: COMMANDMENT TWO

Thou shalt not use the term "yummy." Are you fucking five???

3 comments:

  1. Am assuming "nummers" is okay. Which pleases me.

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  2. Nummers, num-nums, nummy-wummy....all fine, if said by a tatted-up, ex-con-looking sumbitch like yourself.

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  3. Does the commandment cover all derivatives of "yum"? "Yum-ola", "yummylicious", "tasty yummy goodness"?

    Cause I have to say, I look soooo cute when I say them while doing my happy food dance!

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