Wednesday, December 8, 2010

This Is Happening

: It's me, bitches. I'm back.

You: Oh, were you gone?

: And I'm here to tell you that although I'm not a waitress anymore, I still have to endure more stupid bullshit on the Internet about food and wine than I can stand. So now you get to hear all about it.

You: You're going to keep making fun of Yelpers, aren't you?

: Yaaaarrrrr. And food bloggerz and Twitter Twats and fucking chefs, and....GRAWRRRR! PR releases!!! I FUCKING HATE PR RELEASES. THEY MAKE ME WANT TO SHAVE MY FACE LIKE BOB GELDOF IN "THE WALL."

You: And, hopefully, you'll keep giving us good recommendations for wines to drink that are crazy-affordable and natural and taste like real actual wine from a place made by people not robots and chemicals.


: Fuck yes. Now I'm about to go down on this 2002 Pierre Peters Cuvée Speciale like Mama Cass on a ham sandwich. Peace out.

5 comments:

  1. Welcome back. I'm not sure you've ever looked better...

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  2. Whew! Glad your back.
    Looking for a white zin that tastes like Mich Ultra-any recs??

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  3. erin--you look incredible, have you lost weight?

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  4. Jerks. But thanks for not saying anything when I was Dick Cheney a few posts ago.

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  5. Frank: Hmmm. No, but there is this http://www.whippedlightning.com/

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